Feb 25
Girl I’ve known for a few years:
-in Skype call-
Me: Woah we don’t have each other on facebook yet?
Girl: Yeah. Don’t add me, my boyfriend will get mad.
…
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know a friend request meant hopping on the Polar Express straight to your vagina.
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Nov 27
If you’re wondering, yes, our store gives us the right to bear arms against obnoxious customers once it reaches a certain extent.
I finally understand what ppl r thinking when they cause all the work I have to do.
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Oct 07
If I had this, there’s no way I wouldn’t pop ever single one on January first.
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